Fierce Bunny: Revenge Of The Rabbit

you might remember the rabid rabbit that tried to attack me a while back. i've learned different people have different ways of dealing with the creature, but not all of them have learned from neville chamberlain. that's right, i'm saying someone tried to appease it.

i was passing by another soldier at the site of the previous attack when the rabbit appeared. doing his best to show no fear the other soldier slowly bent down and poured some lettuce out of a cup onto the ground. the rabbit gave him a "you think you can buy me off?" look, then it showed that man of will what will really was.*

it hopped towards the lettuce but stopped about a yard short. instead of eating the lettuce, it started eating a sandbag nearby. tore the thing to pieces. i can only imagine the fire burning in it's eyes. i give that other soldier credit for not immediately running away like a little girl.

*that line was stolen from "the usual suspects" and used here without permission or a valid reason. it really doesn't make much sense here.