yesterday i had KP duty. essentially, that means i did the cooks job for them because they were too lazy to do it themselves. so while the cook was sitting down and relaxing, i was restocking drinks. while i was wiping down the tables, he was every so slowly wandering around the dfac. annoying little POG.
KP also meant i had the great fun of taking all the trash out to the burn pit, covering it in diesel fuel, and lighting it on fire. we only have a slightly better sanitation department than the iraqis.
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Ok first of all... they let you cook for people? What? I'm fairly certain I've already recounted the hot-dog-bun-and-spaghetti-o's story on this blog. Now if they'd just let you cook for the insurgents we'd be done with this war already.
Don't play like you didn't love burning up that trash. I know you.
first of all, i don't cook. that's one of the few things the cooks actually do for themselves. second, the spaghetti-o's thing is several years old. let it die already. third, yeah, lighting the fire was kinda fun, but not hauling it out there.
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