a few weeks ago we were all laying in our beds trying to sleep at night when a huge wind storm came. it was so windy the buildings started to shake a little. one of the guys in my squad who was already asleep woke up the the building shaking and loud noises and for some reason mistook the wind for a mortar attack. he woke up and shouted "INCOMMING" as loud as he could.
of course the rest of us started laughing at him immediately. and for the next couple of weeks whenever a small gust of wind blew by or we just thought it was funny, we'd shout "incomming" at him. it stopped for me when we were on guard duty and a strong gust of wind came and i almost yelled "incomming" into the radio before realizing other people might take me seriously. since then i've tried to keep my mocking to a managable level.
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Potts: *Knock knock*
Me: Come in
Potts: *Silently lurks in doorway with mysterious backpack, with what's presumed to be a traveling bar with Banker's Club Vodka & OJ*
Me: It's TUESDAY, Potts. I'm not drinking tonight. No, absolutely not. Well, maybe...
Potts: *Still silently lurking, slightly confused*
Me: Ok, I'll drink tonight with you. NO! NO, no, NO. I won't. It's Tuesday. Stop trying to convince me to drink!
Potts: *Stunned silence*
The end.
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